We, the Metaprise Applications Partners, are pleased to offer a preliminary look into the latest developments of exciting and innovative workplace directives being prepared in our headquarters!
It is common knowledge that cows are highly responsive to music, and the calming effect that can be observed is not only curious and amusing but also has an impact on bovine resources' quality and utility. It is the belief of the MAP that, much like with cattle, research in audial conditioning and musical manipulation could lead to major breakthroughs in the way that human capital is managed, motivated, and maximized. Of course, it is the understanding of the MAP that humans are not cattle. Their highly subjective perceptions and cognitive functioning must be analyzed and assessed very carefully in order to calibrate their experience with the universal blueprint we hope to establish.
It is our hope and goal that we will be able to evolve and refine our proposed methods in such a way that the experience of human capital is not only indistinguishable from extravocational living, but in fact inextricable. When this state is achieved, "human capital" will easily be crafted, elevated, and transformed into what is defined by the MAP as isophoric operatives.
This project is in its infancy and research is still very much active. Discrepancies and adjustments are to be expected at this stage. This is the raw data from these early studies. We are pleased to share with you this first step on our journey to the fostering of isophoric operatives!